Sign in at Yizhuang: I am numb to Uncle Jiu

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Chapter 104 Baldy Xu, Your Head Has Grown Grass

"Haha, the two priests, the commander-in-chief welcomes you!"

The adjutant pointed to the gate of the commander-in-chief's mansion and said, his voice was rough and full of energy.

"Master Dao, this is our commander's adjutant."

Chu Liu shrank his neck and introduced.

Ji Dong smiled and nodded, and walked in.

See if you can still be so full of energy for a while.

Jia Le followed Lin Yi closely and entered the gate of the handsome mansion. Seeing Lin Yi's firm steps, the tension in his heart gradually disappeared.

They are all masters, senior brother is so good, Jia Le, why are you so bad?

With senior brother here, what are you afraid of?

Thinking of this, Jiale showed a calm look on his face.

Jia Le, you can do it, don't embarrass Master!

In the living room, there is a tall and thin bald man wearing a pair of round sunglasses, the lenses are not too big, just a small one, which looks quite joyful.

Those who wear sunglasses at night are either pretending or sand sculptures.

As soon as he entered the door, Ji Dong cursed the sand sculpture in his heart.

"Marshal, I brought in the two priests."

After the adjutant finished speaking, he stood behind Marshal Xu, with his hands behind his back, looking like a loyal servant.

The marshal looked at Ji Dong and then at Jia Le, his expression was a little ugly.

Two melon eggs, one younger than the other, this kind of person is actually a Taoist priest?

I'm afraid that even if you are a Taoist priest, your Taoism is not much higher.

The reason why people invited Lin Yi in was that Marshal Xu was also a superstitious person. He had seen some evil things during his years in the army.

The second is to ask the Taoist priest why he has married so many wives and has no children, and his Xu family is the only seedling, so there can be no future generations.

Unexpectedly, it was two young people who came in, and I couldn't help but feel a little angry.

"It's because you said there are ghosts in my house?"

Xu Dashuai's voice was cold and his tone was not kind.

Lin Yi smiled faintly, nodded and said, "That's right, your house is haunted by ghosts, and if it wasn't suppressed by the Golden Buddha, your family would be ruined by now."

In a word, Marshal Xu's heart skipped a beat.

Golden Buddha!

They really have a golden Buddha in their house!

He found that from a treasure field a few months ago. There were mountains of gold and silver, piles of jewels, and even the boxes containing the jewels were made of gold.

He made a fortune all at once, but was attacked by the enemy, and most of the windfall he got was robbed. Only some antique porcelain vases and a golden Buddha were preserved intact, and they were all kept at home by him. As for the gold ingots, they had been stolen. He exchanged silver dollars for military expenses.

Not many people know that there is a golden Buddha in his home.

Dashuai Xu glanced at the adjutant. The adjutant had been with Dashuai Xu for many years, and knew what Dashuai Xu meant when he saw him, so he shook his head quickly, indicating that he didn't say it.

He was also thinking about that golden Buddha, he had already had someone build a fake one, and he was thinking about waiting for Marshal Xu to go to bed tonight, so he could get it out by stealing it.

"What evidence do you have? Nothing strange happened in my house. Why do you say my house is haunted?"

Marshal Xu looked at Lin Yi suspiciously and asked.

"Ordinary people can't see it naturally, but if you open your eyes, all ghosts will be invisible."

After Ji Dong finished speaking, he pretended to pinch the spell with his hands and began to chant the spell.

"The sky is clear and the earth is bright, the yin and turbidity are clear and the yang is clear, open my Dharma eyes, the yin and yang are distinct, disease!"

Following the command, Lin Yi raised his hand and pointed at Marshal Xu, a golden light flew out from Lin Yi's fingertips, and immediately hit Marshal Xu's forehead.

Dashuai Xu felt his eyes cool for a while, he blinked subconsciously, and soon found that he seemed to see things more clearly.

He took off his sunglasses and saw that the room was much clearer than usual, and there seemed to be a faint layer of black air floating in the room.

"Go out and look at the sky over your house and you will know."

After Ji Dong finished speaking, he found a chair and sat down on his own.

Dashuai Xu ran out of the door in big strides, looked up at the sky, and his face suddenly became extremely ugly.

There is a layer of black mist floating in the sky. Although it is already dark, the lingering black mist-like thing can still be seen clearly. There is also a layer of golden light floating in the black mist, but this golden light is faintly visible. There are signs of disappearing.

Is there really a ghost in my house!

Thinking of this, a thin layer of sweat suddenly appeared on Xu Dashuai's forehead.

He is a soldier, he is used to seeing life and death, and he is much more courageous than ordinary people, but ghosts are different.

Turning around and going back to the room, he slammed the door shut. When Xu Dashuai looked at Lin Yi again, he was full of smiles, almost flattering.

"Hey hey, Taoist priest, I just broke the etiquette and neglected the Taoist priest. I really shouldn't, adjutant, let Chu Liu cook a table of delicious dishes. I want to entertain the Taoist priest."

Marshal Xu ordered.

"Yes! Master!"

The adjutant responded, and then walked outside with big strides.

While walking, I muttered in my heart.

Looking at the general's arrogant and respectful appearance, is it true that the house is really haunted?

After the adjutant left, Marshal Xu came to Lin Yi and poured him a cup of tea himself.

"Daoist, drink tea, drink tea!"

With a faint smile on his face, Lin Yi took a sip from his teacup.

Seeing this Marshal Xu at this time, Lin Yi finally remembered what the plot was.

Fierce ghost cannibal!

This movie is not very popular, and Lin Yi has almost forgotten the plot, but this big bald Lin Yi is too familiar.

Xu Leishen!Dancer with the King of Heaven!

The most awesome movies are the ones he made, Wang and Futon, Wang and Nu Liaozhai, Liaozhai Yougou!Ninth Grade Sesame Official!

Especially the scene where his brother exploded in the movie, Lin Yi was deeply impressed.

Although this Marshal Xu just looked like him at first glance, and he looked less and less like him when he looked closely, but he was right.

This is definitely a ghost cannibal.

Thinking of the name of the movie, the plot of the movie emerged from Ji Dong's mind bit by bit. Although it was still incomplete, he knew the general story in it.

There are five evil spirits created by heretics, who need the help of pregnant women to give birth to devil babies. Once the devil babies are born, the world will definitely fall into a bloody storm.

"For your cup of tea, I'm telling you something else."

Lin Yi put down the teacup and said lightly.

"Master, please tell me."

Marshal Xu said respectfully.

"Your adjutant is having too much trouble with your third aunt."

The expression on Xu Dashuai's face froze immediately, and he was stunned for a long time before he could react.

"Master, what did you say?"

"I saw Xiaodie in Yizhuang today. Xiaodie's soul told me that she found your adjutant entering your third aunt's room and overheard them..."

After listening to Lin Yi's narration, Marshal Xu's face was blue and purple, and the top of his head was shiny green.

"This pair of adulterers and women, I will kill them!"

Dashuai Xu gritted his teeth and said, he hammered his fist on the table, and the teacup on the table jumped, making a clanging sound.

Cao thief is what he hates the most, although he has no less Cao thief!

Jiale's mouth twitched.

Seeing that his senior brother was still smiling calmly as if nothing had happened, he gave him a thumbs up in his heart.

"As expected of Senior Brother, I'm not tactful at all."

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Chapter 105 Fortunately, it came early, otherwise it would be troublesome. If Ji Dong knew what Jia Le was thinking, Ji Dong would say it.

Then what are you doing to be euphemistic? If you are euphemistic, his cuckold will be gone. If you don't stimulate him, how can he kill the adjutant and avenge Xiaodie.

"Xiao Die said that your adjutant not only slept with your wife, but also plotted against your family property. You'd better see if any valuables at home have been stolen."

Marshal Xu's face darkened even more.

What the hell, it's in vain to trust you so much, that's how you repay me!

Sleep with my wife and seek my family property!

When he thought of his delicate third wife betraying him, or with his most trusted adjutant, Xu Dashuai had the urge to kill.

After wheezing for a long time, Marshal Xu calmed down again.

It's just a woman, if you kill it, you kill it, and you can't lose the money!With money, he can marry again!

"Prince Daoist, this matter is related to Xu's face, and I hope that the Taoist priest can keep it a secret, and Xu will give the Taoist priest a generous gift at that time."

Xu Guangtou cupped his hands to Lin Yi and said seriously.

"Don't worry, I'm a practitioner. If you talk too much about this kind of thing, it will damage my cultivation."

"Thank you, Daoist!"

After thanking him, Baldy Xu hesitated for a moment, lowered his voice again, and said in a low voice.

"Daozhang, I wonder if you know how to read faces?"

Lin Yi raised his eyebrows and glanced at Xu Guangtou's face.

"I know a little bit."

"Can the Taoist priest help me find out why I don't have any children? I am dissatisfied with the Taoist priest. I have married the third wife, but it has been several years, and no one is up to date. I have to marry a fourth one."

Seeing the helpless expression on Xu Guangtou's face, Lin Yi let out a sigh in his heart, cursing.

Shameless thing, you say that you are forced to marry the fourth wife, you are so happy, you still pretend to be a fart.

You're too damn Versailles.

Ji Dong seldom swears, unless he can't help it.

"There is an additional fee for viewing."

Lin Yi said with a straight face.

"Haha, I understand, I understand, as long as I can solve the problem of my Xu family's lack of descendants, I will definitely pay a lot of money."

Xu Guangtou chuckled, as if the black-faced murderer just now was not him.

"Well, let me show you the face first."

Xu Guangtou immediately sat upright, like a primary school student in class.

Physiognomy is a science, and it is very profound.

To observe a person's appearance, first observe the bone structure, then the five elements, measure the length of the three stops, and observe the profit and loss of the face.

Looking at eyebrows, looking at air, through the thickness of a person's hands and feet, thick hair and beard, body length, proportion of facial features, etc., many things can be seen.

Ordinary charlatans judge people by their appearance. By looking at a person's appearance, attire, and temperament, one can tell whether the person is an official or rich. Here we go.